haha monica. so fun yesterdae watchin jay chou and everythin lol. we were like yelling everywhere and blablabla. hahahaa. ooh. and getting mad at those gay woman standing beside jay chou and getting hugged by him...so unfair! lol i wish i was the one =.=" hahahaa. hes soo ying! >< i knoo. ne wae yep...=.=" cya,.

<3 xoxo//--viv*

hiiiiiii

um...vry bored...jus watchd infernal affairz 2...vry kool...lol...wuznt confusin lyk 3....

ne wai...

found diz sumwhere..

The story of perfection

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)





























Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there
is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling.

































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Men Keep scrolling


































By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen.

lub moni*

my turn~ =) todae wuz a krap day for both me and moni~...ermZ~ i fink itz krapper for me den her (hahaa~ dun tell) lol~ jkjk =) duno wot im doing here...nuthin to blog...bubbai~

~HuGGiOz*n*KiSsIoZ~

<< viv* >>

hi peeepo...um...had a vry krap dai...

nth much happend...kryd in hist + lunch...coz of sum dumfuk bitchz n bastardz...so full of shit...

um...last wk wuz kool...but i dun rememba much of it...um...had a fight wid my bruda...deo fight...um...den went ova 2 vivz n saw bel...um...nm...ohh yea...went 2 a buffet...straitend my hair...saw sum of my couzins...um...yea...borin wk...but betta dan 2dae...

ohh wel...shoutz:

yt+viv+yuka: thnx 4 talkin 2 me n everythin u guyz...lol n thnx viv 4 remindin me of da tym wen i had2 hide in ur closet 4 more dan 15 minz where i nearli burnt 2 death...lmbo

kj: thnx so much 4 fonin me n makin me lauf at da kikface saddamz xanga syt lmfao...miss u soooo much

dumfuckz: i hope u all go 2 hell =)...mingers..and get thingz stufd up ur ass jus lyk in dat wuteva movie..

ohh and saddam: thnx 4 da lubli xanga...itz vry kikface koolioz..

huggioz

monica*

hiiiii peeeeeeeeeeeeeeepo =) welcome to our new siteioOoOoOoO =D  monicaz over at my place now doing this blog togedaaaa  

lmfao vivz gettin pissd now...shoutin at me....ne way....ok she h8z me...

... hate monica...oh well =) so far, I did all da wrk on dis site and monio did NUTHIN!  hahaaaa

waddaaaaaa....lol ne way....um....ohhh LOTR3 is sooooooooo koooooooooolioz......but i kried at da end......ne way prop us n subscribe n stuf...um...vivz turn =D

yeeeahhh  propz and subscribe and activate our chatbox lyk lil ediwinaaa  wellzi melzi...baibaiiiii

~hugiozZz*n*kissiozZz~

[mOnIcAaAaA] + << viv* >> =)